January 8, 2018
Here are 10 odd (and some not so odd) ways you can get caffeinated if you don’t like coffee:
Mints
What an excellent choice! After coffee, you want to freshen your breath, but the waning energy and possible dull headache are begging you to get a refill. Instead — just pop a caffeinated mint!
Chewing Gum
This falls into the same ‘breath-saving’ category with the added bonus of being more annoying
Hot Chocolate
Shampoo? Yes, That's Right!
Don’t want your hair to look as tired as your face? This product has you covered; just try not to get caught in a lather, rinse, and repeat death spiral.
Did Someone Say Shaving Cream?
I can’t think of a worse time to have the caffeine jitters than when you’re clutching a razor, but I’m sure they thought of that before coming out with this stuff.
Infused Soap
Just wash away your drowsiness and get back to work you drone!
Inhaler, Ah, Your Breath of Caffeinated Recharge (In a Can)
At least the people using this product are being honest: they don’t need a mask like coffee or tea — just give them the drugs!
Infused Hot Sauce
This scorching condiment provides a little pick-me-up for your food and your body, what a time to be alive.
Lip Balm
A favorite of many, this product is sure to keep those lips moving
Infused Jerky
If you’ve ever wanted to ensure that you’re wide awake while gnawing on dehydrated animal flesh, it’s time to dream even bigger, because that day has come.
Have you tried any of these? Or would you?
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